If girls had a penis for a day:
lbstandsforlovebug: We’d actually be like, “Suck my dick. No literally suck it. GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK IT. Because you know I have a penis for a day” (;
Your girlfriend is rated E for everybody.
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i really need to stop checking my facebook.
everytime i go on, i find SOMETHING ridiculous. find out my crush is in a relationship: find out my friends completely disregarded me. again: see some bitch take some shit from tumblr and claim it as his/hers: bitches cryin about how all guys are jerks: niggas talking about all they pussy that they DON’T get: little ass fucking kids talking about the alcohol they drink/weed they...
Trying to walk past a cute guy:
Music on full blast Dancing like a maniac Watching scary movies Then getting freaked out over every little noise Eating everything in sight All the sudden you’re extremely hyper On Tumblr for hours Laughing out loud at Tumblr posts Crying over everything because you’re an emotional wreck inside Doing something that was a good idea at the time Then your parents get...