September 2011
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August 2011
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If girls had a penis for a day:
lbstandsforlovebug:
We’d actually be like, “Suck my dick. No literally suck it. GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK IT. Because you know I have a penis for a day” (;
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Your girlfriend is rated E for everybody.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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i really need to stop checking my facebook.
everytime i go on, i find SOMETHING ridiculous.
find out my crush is in a relationship:
find out my friends completely disregarded me. again:
see some bitch take some shit from tumblr and claim it as his/hers:
bitches cryin about how all guys are jerks:
niggas talking about all they pussy that they DON’T get:
little ass fucking kids talking about the alcohol they drink/weed they...
Trying to walk past a cute guy:
Expectations:
Reality:
Home Alone?
Music on full blast
Dancing like a maniac
Watching scary movies
Then getting freaked out over every little noise
Eating everything in sight
All the sudden you’re extremely hyper
On Tumblr for hours
Laughing out loud at Tumblr posts
Crying over everything because you’re an emotional wreck inside
Doing something that was a good idea at the time
Then your parents get...
Me again(:
